This is a song that Hank Green, one half of the "vlogbrothers", wrote while he was on his "This Machine Pwns n00bs Tour" to go out promote his album "This Machine Pwns n00bs", and he does this by playing his signature acoustic guitar with the words, what else, "This Machine Pwns n00bs" on the body. It's a song about this nerdy folky musician and his journey on the road. It's really a catchy tune and it will more than likely get stuck in your head for some time. If you have any problems with the timing and Hanks spazztic strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkrvsTVeUEo After you have made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and/or leave A comment. Standard Tuning Capo 3rd fret Intro: C (Strum down once) Verse 1: C Fmaj7 C Well I don't want to be a big star C Famj7 C And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far G Fmaj7 But I do like to play on this guitar G Fmaj7 And write these stupid songs in rental cars Verse 2: C Fmaj7 C Now I'm headin' to Los Angeles G C And I can't stop though I really gotta piss Fmaj7 C 'Cause I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go G C Put the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road Pre-chorus 1: G Fmaj7 And I get there with five minutes to spare G Fmaj7 And the people there don't seem to care C Fmaj7 G And I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose C Fmaj7 G I hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs Chorus: C Fmaj7 I't like a hedgehog with a flat can C Fmaj7 And a star for Mario C Fmaj7 Or the big dot in Pac-Man C Fmaj7 Or the Konami code And it makes me feel invincible When I'm up there on that stage C The final boss has been destroyed Long-distance or close-range G It's like a super sniping shotgun And it's body armor too And I hope everyone agrees Fmaj7 G That this machine pwns n00bs Verse 3: C Fmaj7 C I just finished my show in Phoenix A Z G C God damnit if I didn't lose my keys Fmaj7 C And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang out G C And go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out Pre-chorus 2: G Fmaj7 But we have to wait there on the sidewalk G Fmaj7 Eating pizza with First Officer Spock C Fmaj7 G And now that they've been introduced C Fmaj7 G I hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs Chorus: C Fmaj7 I't like a hedgehog with a flat can C Fmaj7 And a star for Mario C Fmaj7 Or the big dot in Pac-Man C Fmaj7 Or the Konami code And it makes me feel invincible When I'm up there on that stage C The level boss has been destroyed Long-distance or close-range G It's like a super sniping shotgun And it's body armor too And I hope everyone agrees Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 C That this machine pwns n00bs___________ And that should be that for This Machine Pwns n00bs by the always funny and proud to be nerdy Hank Green. And remember, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and/or leave a comment. And feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of my other tabs as well. And feel free to join my "UGs Online Music Debate" group where you get to argue and debate with other UG users about anything music. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.